GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book.